This location will serve as my primary lifetime domicilium citandi et executandi. Admittedly, I am still finalising the plans and estimate being ready for the build in 5 years. In the interim, I have earmarked the land and the total project estimate below is inclusive of labour, building materials, fitments and incidentals. Starry skies and clear air galore.

My happy place : a 2 hour drive out of Cape Town. Ask me about it during a classic boudoir shoot..If the chemistry is just right - I’d love for you to join me at my usual chambers for a staycation. I spend enough time in this quaint little village that an investment holiday home is the only sensible decision at this point.

This spot is a place where rolling green hills, pine forests, waterfalls and ancient mountains converge to create a landscape that feels almost other worldly - cool, misty and deeply peaceful. Golden hour beckons over the mountains against a backdrop of grazing sheep and flowing rivers. My original home and where my ashes will one day scatter.

Once upon a time I wanted this. I want to continue to want this but my heart is not fully in it. The Ford Ranger Platinum suits my lifestyle better: Barefoot Luxury that loves muddy road trips in a capable 4X4 with a polished interior. I can strap my motorbike down in the back and drive from Cape Town to Cairo.

This platinum-plated capable beauty is the glamour model of the bakkie world: Quilted leather seats, a Bang & Olufsen soundtrack, and the purr of a V6 diesel engine that turns the Karoo into a private driveway. Imagine us, windows down, hair wild, cruising through a private game reserve with the champagne chilling in the rear. Mmmmm!!

Flooring it on the N1 is exhilarating. I want to take it a notch up and cruise on a bike freely in the countryside and feel the wind in my hair. I know what they say about the risks. But I’m at a point where I don’t care. You only live once. This 200 pounds of horsepower underneath me is the stuff of race-bred exhilaration! Meet me on our private racetrack.

Some women love handbags, I have a thing for Italian footwear. I especially like to adorn them during classic boudoir shoots. Unfortunately however, they always end up being peeled off’ve me before I can protest! Aquazurra, Stuart Weitzman &Gianvito Rossi. S’il vous plaît.

As I may have shared during a classic boudoir shoot, I took a break from C₂H₆O for a few months and when I returned with a cleansed palate, I discovered a newfound taste for whisk(e)y. At present, the Macallan 18 has won my heart for being so subliminally smooth but I’m keen to explore.

I have scouted a prime location for a Conference Centre. Sufficiently connected by road to major cities and a nearby airport. However, this would need to be synonymously developed with accommodation. I am amenable to an equity partnership agreement.

This investment will have a compounding mutual ROI on our selected cocktail of experiences. What better way to finalise a bespoke boudoir modelling session than with a deep, rhythmic, penetrative full body massage. All of this is only one all expenses Thailand trip away…Come with me x

An ensemble of stockings and garter belts never fails to bring ‘La Muse Sauvage’ to life on set. Sheer robes, lace trims, leather panties, crotchless panties, body stockings, nipple tassels, baby dolls, latex and toys are all welcome in studio. Life’s short - let’s play. View my measurements here.

If you would like to get me something small, Chanel fragrances have won my heart over. I cycle between Coco Mademoiselle Intense in summer and Coco Noir during the cooler months. I am also open to trying something new within the profile of citrus, apple, lemon, zest and the like.

This is the perfect spacious carry on handbag companion for which to undertake the ‘Mile High Club’ experience. Built to carry many fun extras and toys from dinner to the check-in. If at all possible, I would appreciate it if you could have them customise the bag with my initials. Yes, I am referring to ‘SJ’ of course.

I love lilies. I also have terrible allergies during Spring and I find that lilies are the greatest pollen offender. If you are in Cape Town, an elaborate bouquet from Giovanni’s in Seapoint would be most preferred. That being said, if we both can’t bare to have me sneezing all throughout the shoot - I would be amenable to a big bunch of sunflowers.

Although nothing can compare to the glow of gold jewellery on my skin tone, there is something completely magical about a delicate thin single strand tennis bracelet. I am not all too fussed about how many carats are involved. Nevertheless, I would strongly prefer natural diamonds over the increasingly popular lab grown artificial variety.

My most beloved modern concerta. A truly ethereal, atmospheric sound blending electronic, hip hop and ambient influence harmonised with the lead’s haunting emotive vocals. They advertise their tour dates and locations via their website linked below. Let’s Go!

As you may have encountered, I take my stockings very seriously. I may have likely scolded you to be gentle and lectured you about the revolutionary Austrian engineering genius that is Wolford. Only Wolford. Any design and any colour will do marvellous. Size S. Go Mad. Please.

I have some renovations in mind for my living space. A refurbishment of the walk in wardrobe, a fresh lick of paint and some odd handiwork here and there should have the place looking new again. The entire job should be catered for neatly by the below ballpark quote.

As you may well know by now: I am a budding amateur photographer who has to date, independently shot, curated and produced 94.5% of the photographic content and digital assets on this portal. Accordingly, an iPhone upgrade is in order. 1 Terabyte of onboard space essential for data preservation purposes.

Through no undertaking of my own, Mother Nature has unilaterally declared me as Guardian of her Bird Kingdom. I come across so many wounded and stranded because they mistook a mirrored window for an extended skyline and paid the price with their wings of freedom. Contributions to the SPCA make rehabilitation possible.

I have been searching high and low for this camera for the past 3 years. It seems to whimsically appear in stock and then evaporates in the blink of an eye. If you can somehow manage to trace it anywhere on the face of this earth….I will be wildly impressed and make your wildest dreams come true in celebration thereof!

I’m a podcast addict and at this point I need a pair in car A, another pair in car B, one upstairs, one downstairs, and one in my handbag. I am certain that you will agree that this is a perfectly acceptable solution to a very first world problem. Please do not ‘upgrade’ the model. The pros do not fit so well in my little ears and I prefer this design.

My favourite countryside AirBnB comes with the sassiest Jack Russell matriarch. It may sound strange to say, but I have learnt a lot about confidence from a dog. I curiously observed that the small ones mean business. Let’s discuss this before commitment. I need to be in a certain place in my life to commit to a pet and we are at least 10 years off.

Need I say more. To add to this: can you believe that I have never ever experienced a single live music performance in my life (with the exception of live ballet, opera and general theatre). Will you be the one to pop my first cherry? :) . When this Great Beauty decides to perform, I will be ready to donate a kidney in exchange for the experience.

As an amateur roller skater, I would like to try my hand at this curious icy sport. I should warn you: I have the balance of a newborn giraffe but that should make for a day of falling, trying again, laughing and making new memories together. Afterwards, an oat milk hot chocolate and a return flight to sunshine paradise Cape Town is in order.

Safari holidays were the hallmark of my childhood. Every summer, without fail, my father would pack us into the Land Rover and we would travel across the SADC region exploring various national animal parks and botanical gardens. I’d like to venture up further North and share the sights with you.

My vision is to facilitate a future where women in the sex industry (due to lack of other options) can learn entrepreneurship, financial literacy, practical-high demand STEM trade skills and emotional resilience in order to develop the practical tools and competent confidence to create independent, self-directed lives beyond sex work.

I’ve opted for stock footage to illustrate the above as I consider my own personal library to be deeply personal. Nevertheless, as double standards go: I would love a peek into your library. The book does not need to be new. It can be something straight from your shelf. I’d love to spend some time in your mind and learn what makes you tick..

A minimum of 2 rooms will do: one room designated for my modelling shoots and another room for production. Ideally situated in a mixed commercial and residential zone. This investment will enable me to introduce more flexibility into my modelling career and allow for passive income via AirBnB when I am away on travels.

The sum total of variable links within this little world of mine give an accurate glimpse into my true inclinations and heart’s desires. On the other spectrum, perhaps you may introduce me to something I would have never experienced otherwise. Maybe, just maybe, our chance encounter is that very special surpsise.